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Do You Have Any Saving Graces?


Think savings - think bank. I remember being given lollipops at the bank when I was a little girl. That’s when banks gave toasters for opening new accounts and gave calendars for Christmas. Banks have changed. Now some give free checking accounts, some give free use of ATM’s and some give free safety deposit boxes. […]

Do Advertisers Put The Ad In Ad Nauseam?


Advertisers buy time on television shows based on demographics - statistical data showing the age, sex, income, etc of viewers. More men watch sports. More women watch daytime talk shows. More children watch cartoons. By knowing who’s watching what when, advertisers can spend promotion dollars with an ad-vantage.
The Ab Rocket ads appeal to […]

My Life Story On The Big Screen!


When the final chapter in my life’s story has been written and work on the screenplay for the movie begins, someone will be faced with the difficult assignment of deciding who will play me on the big screen. It won’t be an easy task because it will take an actor of the first water […]

Are All Ideas Created Equal?


In 1891 William White invented a coffin that’s equipped with an emergency, signaling device in case you are buried alive. The coffin also comes with a convenient air hole for immediate resuscitation. This coffin would be the perfect gift for sound sleepers and for people who say they have everything. Literally, it’s a gift to […]

How To Change An Ink Cartridge


The complicated process of changing an ink cartridge is something that has baffled scientists for many years. Despite developments of so-called ‘easy change’ ink cartridges, removal and replacement still leave even the most dextrous of us dumbfounded.
It also leaves us covered in ink. Not just a smudge of something that adds colour to your […]

Goofisms: The Worms Have It!


Big Oil, the meat industry, chemical fertilizer manufacturers and queasy people everywhere are shaking in their boots due to recent scientific and agricultural innovations brought about by worm farming.
The buzz is: worms may well save the planet. Consider: worms are one of the easiest animals in the world to farm, and all you have […]

Do Old Sayings Still Mean What They Say?


One of my grandmother’s favorite sayings was don’t borrow trouble. A rain cancellation, a bad medical report, an unwelcome guest - she didn’t believe in worrying about something that might not happen. According to Grandmother, when you borrow trouble, it’s hard to return.
As a child, I not only borrowed trouble, I used it to […]

Is It Really As Good For The Gander?


When I got married, I got a life partner. My husband got a housekeeper and a cook. He also got a laundress and a social secretary. After we had children he got a nanny to take care of them - a nanny who didn’t get days off. This explains why men remarry sooner after divorce. […]

Don’t You Hate Feeling Taken?


Once a year we feel taken by the IRS. Last year, however, the IRS issued a consumer alert to prevent us from feeling taken by surprise. The alert warned about an e-mail scam offering $80 for participating in a customer satisfaction survey. Among other things, the survey asked for social security number, bank name and […]

Who Knew Pyrotechnics Is A Hobby?


A hobby gives us a chance to do something the best we can; but because we’re not being paid to do it, no one tells us we’re not doing it well enough. My grandfather’s hobby was collecting. He collected coins and stamps and guns and clocks. I didn’t get the collector gene. The three, glass […]